1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,400 1x17 - Snow Day 2 00:00:02,601 --> 00:00:05,301 [snoring] 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,833 [Spider-Man] Observe, the post villain-beat-down power sleep. 4 00:00:08,867 --> 00:00:11,733 Ah, doesn't get better than this... 5 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:15,767 Look at the bliss on my face, and burn it into your minds. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,700 It all goes bye-bye when my alarm rings for school. 7 00:00:18,733 --> 00:00:20,700 [alarm buzzes] [sighs] 8 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:22,533 [snoring] 9 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,733 Huh? 10 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,733 [groans] 11 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:31,900 Open up and get 'em, sleepy head. 12 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:33,900 Ultimate Skrull robot thingees attacking! 13 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,567 Can't hold 'em off! Game over, man! 14 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,600 - Huh, who, what? - Game over! 15 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:39,733 Ow! 16 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:42,633 Hang in there, Nova. 17 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,667 Okay, give me coordinates, status, maybe some O.J. 18 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:47,800 D'oh! 19 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:52,867 I'm coming. 20 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:53,967 Oh! 21 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:57,867 Huh? 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,733 [laughter] 23 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:03,500 - Tell me you got that Nova. - Totally got it, Power Man. 24 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:05,733 Copy me? It'll be an early Christmas present. 25 00:01:05,767 --> 00:01:07,567 Call me Santa Claus. 26 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,933 Ho-ho-ho. 27 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:11,800 Mature. The maturist. 28 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,867 Shouldn't you be at school? Or dead? 29 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:16,900 No school, Spidey. Snow day. 30 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:18,500 Snow day? 31 00:01:18,533 --> 00:01:20,700 Did you get up extra early just to torture me? 32 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:25,667 That was a fringe benefit. We're actually here to pick you up. 33 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,633 - Pick me up for what, White Tiger? - Agent Coulson's orders. 34 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:31,733 Since school's cancelled, I've scheduled some "extra credit." 35 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:34,867 Report to SHIELD station I.C.E. for winter survival training. 36 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,533 Snow camping, avalanche preparedness, 37 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:40,500 blizzard trekking, ice water scuba diving. 38 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:42,667 Your transport is waiting. 39 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,733 So we get the day off 'cause of snow... 40 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,600 then we gotta go work out... in more snow? 41 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:50,467 It's a "mandatory team building exercise." 42 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:53,633 Mandatory, White Tiger? I've got a better idea. 43 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:58,700 Oh, is it just me, or do you get the feeling this is going to end badly. 44 00:01:58,733 --> 00:02:00,533 [Spider-Man] And what do you know? 45 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:01,700 One hour and thirteen minutes later, 46 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:05,467 it was so long snow day, hello paradise. 47 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,600 I can't believe Nova did something right for a change. 48 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:11,433 And that has me worried. 49 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:13,867 Ha-ha. Awesome! 50 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,700 Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about. 51 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:20,600 - Woo! Not bad. - I have found harmony. 52 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:24,167 We're gonna get in trouble. That's all I'm saying. 53 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,533 But at least we'll be warm. 54 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,500 Paradise! 55 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:32,633 How'd you guys ever find this place? 56 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,533 This one's all Sam. 57 00:02:34,567 --> 00:02:35,800 He said he found it in the SHIELD database. 58 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:39,533 Yeah, filed under "classy." 59 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:41,600 If Coulson squawks, I'll just tell him 60 00:02:41,601 --> 00:02:43,633 I accidentally entered the wrong coordinates. 61 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:47,733 Do the math. Snow day plus tropical island 62 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,800 is greater than or equal to the wrath of Coulson. 63 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,166 [Sam] Woo hoo! 64 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:57,500 Come on in, guys. 65 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,733 [laughter] 66 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:02,500 [laughter and chatter] 67 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:14,700 It's paradise. What could possibly happen? 68 00:03:16,548 --> 00:03:19,240 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 69 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,533 [sighs] Ah... 70 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:32,567 There is no beauty like that of unspoiled nature. 71 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,600 Why would a place like this be in SHIELD's database? 72 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,567 I bet it's Fury's super-spy secret hideaway. 73 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,385 Hay what do you suppose he does here? 74 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:46,433 Hulk go lowest there is. 75 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,367 [growls] 76 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,433 [all] Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 77 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:58,300 Ugh! Let's not ask questions we don't want answers to. Just enjoy. 78 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:08,233 Hey! That's my math homework. 79 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:11,367 Heh-heh. 80 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,233 Hey, over here! 81 00:04:15,267 --> 00:04:17,200 Go long! 82 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,333 Oof! 83 00:04:20,367 --> 00:04:22,200 My bad. 84 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:29,400 Time out! Who's harshing my montage? 85 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:30,533 What's wrong? 86 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:32,167 Well... 87 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,200 Hey, Spidey sense here! Tingling! Tingle tingle? 88 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:39,467 [Sam] Ah, probably just guilt-trippin' over ditchin' on Coulson. 89 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,467 How 'bout a butt whuppin' to get you over it? 90 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,167 You're on. 91 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:49,333 Okay, rules of the game. No one uses their powers. 92 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:51,533 [grunts] Oh! 93 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:54,233 Mine! 94 00:04:54,267 --> 00:04:57,133 Ah! What happened to no powers? 95 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,500 I said no powers. Not no skills. 96 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,500 A thing can only be that which it is. 97 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,400 Ya! 98 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,333 Great, it rolled into the jungle. 99 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:13,067 Hold onto your helmet, Sam. The next spike has your name on it. 100 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:19,533 [howling wind] 101 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,167 Huh? 102 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,467 This isn't creepy at all. 103 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,500 Good thing I'm not the nervous type. 104 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,500 [howling continues] 105 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,300 [grunts] 106 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,067 [low growls] 107 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,067 [screaming] 108 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,867 Oof! 109 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,467 Dude, what are you so freaked out about? 110 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,367 - Where's the ball? - Back there. 111 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,400 With... 112 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:48,267 I'm Sandy. Can I play too? 113 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:50,433 I didn't see him in there. 114 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:53,200 Kid, what are you doing on a deserted island? 115 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:55,533 It's not deserted. We live here. 116 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:58,133 You and your family? Where are they? 117 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:02,267 Oh, they're around. Everywhere. 118 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:06,467 I get a weird vibe from this kid. What's your Spidey sense say? 119 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:12,333 Tingling. Meet a creepy kid, definitely tingling. 120 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,267 It's not happy. 121 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,200 [laughing] Let's play hide n' seek. 122 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:17,467 Ha ha! You're it! 123 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:20,067 I think we're going to pass. 124 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,300 - Whoa! - What's up with this sand? I'm stuck! 125 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:26,133 This paradise is getting creepier by the second. 126 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:28,033 Ohh yawn... 127 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:31,033 All this fun has me beat! I need a nap. 128 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:34,100 At home. Now. 129 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:36,367 We can't leave a helpless little boy alone in the jungle. 130 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,067 Ava, that kid looks like half of every set, 131 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:42,467 of freaky twins from every scary movie I ever saw in my life. 132 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,467 Why do we have to be the heroes? 133 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,167 I'll get my helmet. 134 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,267 - Hey, kid? - Creepy little boy? 135 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,467 -[Sandy] Come and find me, slow pokes. - Over there? 136 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:57,267 [laughter] 137 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,367 This doesn't make sense. 138 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,233 It's like he's everywhere at once, and nowhere at all. 139 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:04,167 - [Sandy] No, I'm over here. - [all] Huh? 140 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,200 - Lost? - [all] Ah! 141 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:13,067 Ignore them, they got way too much sun. 142 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,967 - Are you Sandy's brother? - Call me Flint. 143 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,267 Any friend of Sandy's is a friend of mine. 144 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:22,233 Thanks for playing with him. We get lonely. Just the two of us. 145 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,233 Ever thought of moving to where there's people? 146 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:27,100 Is that what they're wearing on the mainland these days? 147 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:30,333 Huh. Cool. We're a little out of touch out here. 148 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,133 A little? 149 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:35,367 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 150 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,267 Well, now that we know you're here, that means Sandy's okay. 151 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,367 So we're just gonna to get going. 152 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,967 No, you can't do that. 153 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,067 Sandy always loved playing games. Loved it. 154 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,167 What do you mean "loved?" 155 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,400 I'll give you a hint. He's probably up in the old ruins. 156 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:52,400 Dude, we flew in. There aren't any... 157 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,233 [all gasp] 158 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:56,067 Guys, where are we? 159 00:07:58,433 --> 00:07:59,933 [kid's laughter] 160 00:07:59,967 --> 00:08:01,300 [Sandy] Catch me if you can! 161 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,900 Ha-ha-ha. 162 00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:05,300 Officially weirded out. 163 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:08,133 Clearly, this jungle's a veil of mystery. 164 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,200 All in favor of a tactical retreat? 165 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:11,900 [all] Me! 166 00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:17,033 Let's get out of here. 167 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:20,933 I thought you were my friends. You're supposed to play with me. 168 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,033 Hold on now. We're still friends, 169 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,233 we're just trying to figure out what's going on here. 170 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,267 Liar! 171 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,267 [growling] 172 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:30,867 Whoa! Whoa! 173 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:35,267 - Are you doing this? - Guys, did you just see what he did? 174 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:39,200 He is but a grain of sand an ocean of trouble. Look! 175 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,933 [growl] 176 00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:45,867 [laughter] 177 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,200 [all] Ah! 178 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,200 [Sandy] Want your ship? 179 00:08:57,233 --> 00:09:00,800 [laughter] Come and get it! 180 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,867 I told you so. Didn't I tell you? 181 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:06,100 But do you ever listen? 182 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:10,200 I need a vacation from my vacation. 183 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,033 Gulp! 184 00:09:16,447 --> 00:09:18,280 [all] Yiah! 185 00:09:18,313 --> 00:09:19,347 Spread out! 186 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:21,284 Did the file say anything about this place, 187 00:09:21,359 --> 00:09:24,947 - except "classy"? - [Nova] Um, yeah, it said "fied." 188 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:26,947 As in "classi-fied"? 189 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:30,180 It also said we're near Bermuda. Bermuda's nice. 190 00:09:30,213 --> 00:09:32,280 So you're saying we're in the Bermuda triangle? 191 00:09:32,313 --> 00:09:35,880 You guys got something against triangles? 192 00:09:36,113 --> 00:09:39,080 [all] Whoa! 193 00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:42,213 [Sandy yelling] You should have played nice! 194 00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:44,280 [Flint] But now, you'll pay. 195 00:09:44,313 --> 00:09:48,180 Oh, well this is just great. Now that Flint guy is in on it too? 196 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:51,913 [Sandy laughs] 197 00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:53,247 [Flint laughs] 198 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,147 I'll take option "both." 199 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:59,180 [all] Uh! 200 00:09:59,213 --> 00:10:01,213 Ooh! Nova, help here! 201 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:03,980 Incoming! 202 00:10:04,013 --> 00:10:06,047 [groans] 203 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:10,180 You might wanna lay off those protein bars, big guy. 204 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:12,147 Nice save. 205 00:10:15,947 --> 00:10:18,880 Okay, we get the point. 206 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,080 Ah! 207 00:10:24,113 --> 00:10:27,313 Yaw! 208 00:10:27,347 --> 00:10:31,047 Right back at you. 209 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,213 Let's call a time out before someone gets hurt. 210 00:10:33,247 --> 00:10:35,080 Namely us. 211 00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:38,013 [Flint and Sandy] You're no fun! 212 00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:42,880 Uh-oh, I'm thinking ... out of the box. 213 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:45,847 Ahh! [screams] 214 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,880 Rock and a hard place, been there. 215 00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:50,113 Or not. 216 00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:58,080 [coughing] 217 00:11:01,213 --> 00:11:04,913 You know how gross it feels when you get wet sand in your socks? 218 00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:08,013 Imagine that feeling. All over. 219 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:11,813 We need out of this sandbox now. 220 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:13,147 [coughing] 221 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,847 Someone's getting hurt today. I just washed my hair. 222 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,180 Where have you taken us? 223 00:11:18,213 --> 00:11:20,080 [Flint and Sandy] We have a new game. 224 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,080 And if we refuse to play? 225 00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:32,213 Then you forfeit. Everything. 226 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,013 Tell me you know how to get us out of this. 227 00:11:39,047 --> 00:11:40,913 Uh... 228 00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:43,180 Hm... uh... 229 00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:46,147 Nah! 230 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:48,213 I got nothing. Yikes! 231 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,813 - He's gone? - I seriously doubt it. 232 00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:02,813 How bout a sandblast? 233 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,880 We've just got to play his game, and get to the ship. 234 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:07,947 Check it out. 235 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:10,113 Heiroglyphs? Is that Flint? 236 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,680 [Power Man] Looks like he broke out of prison. 237 00:12:11,713 --> 00:12:13,113 There was an atomic explosion. 238 00:12:13,147 --> 00:12:15,147 [Spider-Man] It's always an atomic explosion. 239 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:19,113 - Looks like it mutated him. - Sweet Christmas! 240 00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:23,113 Tell me that's not Nick Fury. 241 00:12:23,147 --> 00:12:24,947 Super-fly eye patch and all. 242 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,080 [Nova] Ahhhh! 243 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:32,080 - Coulson's rockin' a ponytail? - Copy me. 244 00:12:32,113 --> 00:12:34,947 Totally copied. To everyone. 245 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:38,713 According to this, it looks like Fury just dumped Flint here and left. 246 00:12:41,147 --> 00:12:42,947 That can't be the whole story. 247 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,913 So what is this place? Some sort of prison? 248 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:48,980 Yeah, for one inmate. 'Til we crashed the party. 249 00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:54,080 We need off this island yesterday. 250 00:12:54,113 --> 00:12:57,013 [growls] 251 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,613 What is up with that spooky music? 252 00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:05,747 [spooky piano music] 253 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,713 [snickers] 254 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,713 Oh, totally in my head. Never mind. 255 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,047 Wait up. I got sand in my... everywhere. 256 00:13:22,013 --> 00:13:23,747 Almost there. 257 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,780 What took you so long? Stop to see the sand castle? 258 00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:29,080 Sand bar? Sand pants? 259 00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:31,813 Not a word. 260 00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:35,947 Uh, yeah. We saw some old drawings on the walls. 261 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:38,446 We saw them too. Obviously someone wanted 262 00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:40,913 us to catch Flint's little true crime story. 263 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:42,880 [rumbling] 264 00:13:46,747 --> 00:13:48,913 We tried to make you understand. 265 00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:53,880 I just wanted someone to play with. But you wouldn't play nice! 266 00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:55,713 [growls] 267 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:04,913 - Look who's talking. - Yeah, but who is talking? 268 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:08,547 - Nova, fire a blast into the ground. - Why? 269 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,813 If what I'm thinking is right, you'll be happy you did. 270 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:19,547 [screams] 271 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,780 Oh, yeah. That felt good. 272 00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:26,913 We've been so lonely! 273 00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:28,980 Why did you have to ruin it? 274 00:14:29,013 --> 00:14:32,547 - What about the boy? - Just an imaginary playmate. 275 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,913 Flinty McSandman made him up. 276 00:14:33,947 --> 00:14:36,947 Don't call me Sandman! 277 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,913 Whoa! 278 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,013 Keep going! 279 00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:44,747 [all] Oof! 280 00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:49,680 You can't leave me. 281 00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:53,647 I won't let you. 282 00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:04,447 Oh, I hate losing my toys at the beach. A little help here. 283 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,580 And to think I wiggle my toes in this. 284 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:07,713 [groans] 285 00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:13,480 Even an ant can move a mountain. 286 00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:23,880 Hold him off. I'll get it started. 287 00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:27,513 He-yah! 288 00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:31,513 [beeping] 289 00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,913 [engines sputter] 290 00:15:33,947 --> 00:15:35,713 The engines won't fire. 291 00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:40,880 Sand's clogging the intakes. 292 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,813 [groans] 293 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,580 No way! I figured the engines were fried. 294 00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:52,447 They are. 295 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,880 [growl] 296 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:00,613 Hit it now or we're toast. 297 00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:10,413 [White Tiger] So what are we going to tell Fury? 298 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,547 [Nova] Nothing. We left Sandman where SHIELD stuck him. 299 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,647 No harm, no foul. Fury won't even notice. 300 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,547 [low boom] [pilot on radio] SHIELD aircraft, 301 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,747 you are being redirected to an alternate landing sight. 302 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,780 Do you read? 303 00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:25,513 He noticed. 304 00:16:27,513 --> 00:16:29,713 Don't even think about landing. 305 00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:32,480 Look, Nick, sorry. We got spring fever. 306 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,813 We had no idea about that island. 307 00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:37,547 Yeah, that Sandman dude's messed up. 308 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,580 No kidding. 309 00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:41,480 Flint Marko is too dangerous to keep in a normal prison. 310 00:16:41,513 --> 00:16:43,180 So parking him alone in the middle of 311 00:16:43,181 --> 00:16:46,201 a huge body of water, was our only option. 312 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:47,980 He draws his power from contact with the ground. 313 00:16:48,063 --> 00:16:51,963 If he ever set foot on the mainland, it'd be catastrophic. 314 00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:53,730 That's just Manhattan. 315 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,797 - Think what he could do to New Jersey. - Really? Jersey? 316 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,030 [crickets] 317 00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:01,663 Okay maybe not Jersey. But you get the point. 318 00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:04,997 Jersey is safe, sir. We left Sandman where we found him. 319 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,597 [Fury] And how do you know that? 320 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:11,630 Follow the escort directly to the helicarrier for a full scrub-down. 321 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,697 Full scrub-down? Sounds promising. 322 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:20,930 Cause one thing I hate about the beach, is that sand gets everywhere. 323 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:24,030 How much sand? 324 00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:26,597 That's not sand, is it? 325 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,930 [low growl] 326 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,597 [laughter] 327 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,697 [electrical static] [instruments beeping] 328 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,763 [screaming] 329 00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:41,026 Tiger, steer us out of here! 330 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,430 The controls are frozen. What do we do now? 331 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:57,897 [groans] 332 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:02,430 Fury said we can't touch land. Steer us toward the river. 333 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,497 Heh, never gets old. 334 00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:13,363 There. The Hudson's frozen. 335 00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:14,597 Brace for landing. 336 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:18,763 [all] Oh! 337 00:18:23,863 --> 00:18:29,497 Thank you for flying "Air Spidey". We hope you enjoyed your flight. 338 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,463 [roars] 339 00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:39,497 Fury! 340 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:41,730 [Spider-Man] Come on. 341 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:44,797 We got to stop him before he gets to the city. 342 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:49,330 Hey, Sandma... uh, Flint. Let's talk about it. 343 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:53,330 We had some fun times playing with your inner child, right? 344 00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:55,597 [groans] 345 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:58,630 How about you hop back in my boot? Come on, it's still warm. 346 00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:00,530 [roars] 347 00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:06,697 He-yah! Yah! 348 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,563 [roars] 349 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:16,697 Iron Fist. He cannot get back to dry land. 350 00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:19,563 Divide and conquer. 351 00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:21,297 Ya! 352 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,563 [roar] 353 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,597 What's it take to stop this dude? 354 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:29,597 How do you stop someone who's made of sand? 355 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:32,497 Anyone got a ginormous pale and shovel? 356 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:36,630 Wait, made of sand. And sand's made of silica. 357 00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:39,597 Nova, light him up. All heat, no force. 358 00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,663 Take it up to 2,000 degrees. 359 00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:47,630 It's not working. 360 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:53,430 Almost there! 361 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:57,297 No! 362 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,697 Intense! How'd you know that would work? 363 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,563 When silica's superheated, it makes glass. 364 00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:05,363 Sometimes it pays to be a science geek. 365 00:20:11,697 --> 00:20:14,597 [Fury] How's that containment unit working, agent Coulson? 366 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,563 Readings are holding steady. 367 00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:18,663 Flint's body reverted to sand within a few hours, 368 00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:21,563 but the constant vibrations will keep him from solidifying. 369 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:25,297 Good. And how are my beach campers? 370 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:29,013 Fury, this guy may have been a criminal back in the day, 371 00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:31,697 but being left on that island really cracked his coconut. 372 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,497 You're not just gonna stick him back in the corner again, are you? 373 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,597 Because blowing off your responsibilities 374 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,630 can have dangerous consequences? 375 00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:42,363 Exactly. Ya, see now you're feelin' me! 376 00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:44,297 You have to take responsibility for the things you do... 377 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,463 Ahem, snow day... 378 00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:50,522 Oh, snow day, right. Ponytail... 379 00:20:50,557 --> 00:20:52,078 - What was that? - Nothing. 380 00:20:52,113 --> 00:20:56,363 Truth is, the Sandman was a problem I'd swept under the carpet for too long. 381 00:20:56,397 --> 00:21:01,463 Despite your unauthorized "snow day", some good may actually come of this. 382 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,563 [low growl] 383 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,663 Then in that case, your welcome. Count this as a win. 384 00:21:08,697 --> 00:21:13,139 For him, yes. For you, tell me after the scrub. 385 00:21:14,363 --> 00:21:16,597 There is no need for a scrub, is there sir? 386 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:19,297 Of course not. I just want to make sure 387 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:23,497 they think twice about skipping out on us next time. 388 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:24,497 [beeping] 389 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:26,463 [screams] 390 00:21:26,497 --> 00:21:30,463 Come on, it's not that bad. 391 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,463 Ah! 392 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,664 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00